Astro 1ounge • Page 735

My hell would be being unable to Shazam songs I vaguely know

 

The sound of hell is an audio feed from inside a Guitar Center

 

Oh god, just kill me now.

 

Featuring:
The 4 power chords from Smells Like Teen Spirit
The opening to Sweet Child O Mine
The opening to Stairway To Heaven
The pentatonic scale
Most Avenged Sevenfold songs

All played at a very average level of effort

 

most times im in the one next to me theres a different deathcore bro in there playing the spaghetti strings

 

Will Jonny Craig be here?

 

Maybe, it's his first day working there though so might still be training

 

I think the most common one I've actually heard in GC is Metallica's Master Of Puppets

 

Guessing not literally spaghetti

 

like a 7 string or a guitar tuned to B lol

B for booboo

 

"training"...mmhmm.

 

And the sound of a very smug employee

 

Also the singular guitarist that goes to the drums area, insists he can kinda play, and attempts blastbeats for 15 seconds

 

Don’t forget the kid playing random notes that don’t go together on a synth

 

or the girl that knows like 3 cords to a Metallica song...........

 

Random scratches in the DJ room!

 

My god it really is the perfect description

 

Speaking of which I need straplocks

 

My favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers song

 

Things that I will not tokerate in this thread:
Shit talking of Alex gaskarth or all time low
Thank u

 

Alex Gaskarth is probably the better musician in that duo

 

even the fires of hell don't burn as much as this jab, bravo

 

Blink-182 makes me never want to hear na na’s in a song ever again

 

I like to go to GC to play chugging riffs on the 8 string guitars and play on the drums, all while pretending that I’m interested in buying them