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No

 

I’m not going to live post but if I’m taking a dump or something I don’t see the harm

 

wut

 

Borat going on date tonight?

 

very nice

 

godspeed, Mike

 

what kind of monster gets invited to a party and shits in the host’s bathroom

 

Hey

 

would you rather him shit in their yard

 

howdy

 

do they have a pet he could blame it on?

 

god is not here tonight

 

I meant like I would shit at a party

 

I would expect nothing less from you Dan

 

color me shocked dan

 

Is that yellow?

 

I've got the heater on and fleece pants and a thermal and multipl blankets and I'm still shivering

 

what's the temp there

 

44 and rainy rn

 

I just looked in the add friends section of Snapchat and one of my daughter's friends' mom has the username sexygoddess74

 

can you send me pics? I uh I just you know want to confirm it's not someone catfishing someone y'know security purposes

 

ITS A LIT FRIDAY NIGHT FAM

 

got happy hour with some new coworkers at the brewery across the street from work, bought smash bros, now gonna go ham on it and drink more

 

I'm not adding her! I kinda wish I remembered what she looked like now haha