Astro 1ounge • Page 375

No. No sort of sexual acts have occurred.

 

whoa

 

I love chairs. Not sexually, but I’m very happy they exist. Sittin in one right now

 

what was her favorite planet

 

are you baitin' borat

 

No way to know for sure

 

that's shoegazer's job

 

I didn't get that far, she didn't answer the first one hahaha. Just kind of steam rolled past it but she might tell me later, she is at band practice rn and that was only two or three texts before now.

 

when I was a kid I thought the Jawas on Star Wars were just Ewoks who broke off from the tribe to wear red hooded robes, live in the desert and collect scrap metal from old spaceships that they could then sell for profit

and now you know a little bit more about me as a person

 

has she seen your youtube channel

 

she didn’t even answer the pie question? wtf

 

shes gotta go mikey it’s for the best

 

Hello
How are all of you

 

Funny you ask, I asked her that and she said "no" and I said "probably for the better" and then I asked the pie queston and here we are now

 

brother I hate to burst your bubble but I fear for the day she finds out you're alright with Big Red

 

She's busy. She'll get back to me about it and if she doesn't I will ask again at another point

 

sounds like things are going well

 

Mikey only cares about her pie

 

Jesus, Ian

 

I don't know if this sarcastic haha but we've done a lot of talking. I for sure feel a connection. Idk what kind and the strength, etc. but it for sure exists

 

nice try you fucking imposter. Matt couldn’t string a coherent sentence together right now to save his fucking life. I’m calling the cops

 

Jokes on you, I WOULDNT save my fucking life

 

She also told me she is a "very typical Taurus " so I have been doing extensive research on that archetype

 

Ok. Now it really is time to say goodbye.