Astro 1ounge • Page 37

what how

 

Basically, there was a midnight showing of John Wick at this indie-ish theater in a suburb just off Boston. But this also the same night that Hawke was in town to show up to the same theater to promote Blaze, a movie he apparently directed. Supposedly, he did an introduction for Blaze that took up so much time, that movie ended up starting and ending much later than planned. So me and maybe a hundred other people are waiting outside to be seated for ANOTHER hour instead of the usual 11:30 time. The people who worked at the theater apologized and said that this pretty much never happens otherwise

I'm not actually mad at Ethan, I mean, dude stars in my favorite film trilogy ever. But damn, I didn't think he'd ever be the guy to inadvertently inconvenience me and dozens of others like that. I ended up driving home at about half past 2am. Oh well, at least I got to see John Wick on the big screen for the first time

 

it didn't go that well but we did **** a couple times. this is post breakup therapy folks. that sounds like a joke but my brother's therapist literally told him to do this after his breakup.

 

^This therapist f*cks

 

did you make sure that therapist had a license and wasn't just @Mr. Serotonin

 

you're rising my suspicions now.

 

That diploma on the wall from Whataburger University is rather strange

 

Somebody's a happy camper

 

is that the dino from your tattoo?

 

It's not but it definitely looks similar doesn't it?

 

Is this clickbait?

 

Update: I got weed!!!

 

sending some e-weed to @angrycandy rn

 

Pokemond with a bunch of local folks and they were all pretty gross

 

I feel like you guys would appreciate this

 

Am I good at the internet

 

What’d you order from Five Guys?

 

Burger with onions mushrooms jalapenos pickles and the sauce which must not be named

 

Hell yes Ian

 

Go? Video game? TCG?

 

Eh?

 

StarCrunch is better than most candy. Fight me.

 

yo i love his shoes

 

wat is starcrunch it sounds good