Astro 1ounge • Page 369

What game do you like to play

 

when u tryna make a woman of the cloth thirsty af

 

put the switch on your chair before you take a picture to knock out two birds with one stone

 

why is december not over yet

 

It’s at my house. How the fucc am I gonna take a pic

 

I don't think he's impressing her

 

wake Garrett up when December ends

 

the couple that reads the bible together, stays together.

 

@dylan thou shalt not promise they neighbor barbecue sauce and then never give them the barbecue sauce

 

I like the surprised face like "yes this is new information"

 

Joe isn't my neighbor, i get off Scott Free due to a technicality

 

Joanne is my mom lol. Which when this album came out I told her she influenced lady Gaga. She didn’t care.

 

this is getting biblical.

 

I think Judas said this.

 

Look I'm just saying it's well deserved at you stalked shrubbery.

 

my mom cares about Lady Gaga sorry your's doesn't

 

Rice cakes?!?!?!? Grossssssssssss

 

i did you a favor

 

I already posted this but if you want to have a big eyeroll read this bc I CANT

“They Say We’re White Supremacists”: Inside the Strange World of Conservative College Women

 

no you did not

 

“DyLaN DoESnT cHeCk mY shRuBberY anYmORe”

 

Who the fuck even falls for these scams in 2018?

 

According to Luke chapter 10, Jesus essentially states that a neighbor is anyone who crosses our paths. Obviously there wasn’t social media back then so it probably meant in a physical sense, but I’m sure it would extend to Joe as you have clearly crossed paths, albeit digitally. You don’t get off on a technicality. Repent for your sins or be punished