Astro 1ounge • Page 366

I should've known better but here I am

 

If it is what I think it is, it has taken him nearly two years to fulfill this promise. Not exactly commendable.

 

Okay, @dylan

 

please don’t call me that please

 

Just calling it like I see it

 

To be fair @dylan definitely walks around the mall, because that's what old people do, and tells all the kids Santa isn't real

 

I went to extreme lengths to get this bread. I sometimes get like a deep craving for it but I can’t eat it but I wanted a sandwich real bad so I called around to multiple subways to see if they had the gf bread until one did. Was it worth it? No subway taste like poop. Did I get that bread? Hell yeah

 

Santa is real

He's real dead

 

be nicer to me

 

For the past two months I’ve been tutoring a bunch of little kids in Mondays and yesterday they were talking to each other about Santa and one said to the other, “do you think Santa is real?” So glad they didn’t ask me, no way I could lie.

 

Okay Tim Allen

 

You make it so difficult to be to be fair

 

Whoa that is over the line

 

@Joe4th just do what I did and completely ignore his existence for about two weeks. That seems to do the trick

 

*yoga mat

 

what is wolf blitzer

 

They make their own bread now after all that happened

 

will you leave me alone and stop being such a pest

 

gluten free yoga mat get it right shakes

 

A wolf that plays football

 

I honestly can’t believe it’s been 4 years since everything that happened with her



Also, guys, I guess it really was a coyote. I’m disappointed.

 

Glad you got that bread sis even if you had to slum it at Subway

 

Resorting to bribery I see

 

- Yuletide Nietzsche

 

I know, reading the article it seems that her twitter rants are what she regrets the most by far.