Astro 1ounge • Page 351

I'm 0% office because I still think it's overrated af

 

wut

I can’t decide if I want context for this or not

 

That was a bad night

 

one of my favorite artists ever

 

P&R I'm some mix of April and Craig and Chris and Ben

 

1099 basically says you're a contractor, for example if a company contracted someone to do plumbing they'd be 1099. W2 is a full time employee which means benefits. Which I don't really care too much because I work remotely but I should still technically be getting benefits.

 

I'm Abed and Annie and more Britta than I'm willing to admit

 

don’t do this dan

 

She was drunk and she and Chase were gonna meet me and Laura for dinner and we picked out a ramen place, but she changed her mind and decided she wanted rice, and took Chase's phone so she could call me and change the plans on the fly (which we can't really do because gluten allergy) so I'm trying to research where we can all go and she's on the line going "I WANT RICE" and I hear Chase in the background just being frustrated while she rambles to me about random things and I just try and be as polite as possible

 

omg

 

community I'm prof duncan

 

Was he dating @oldjersey

 

I want KETCHUP

sorry sorry just too easy

 

When I met @oldjersey he took me and Laura to the store so we could buy condoms and also took us to Publix

He was very prompt and did not change plans

 

" what's a ramen "

 

Btw @ChaseTx is the most prompt of all friends ever, he's somehow earlier than I am places

So it's not his fault

 

This checks out he's very polite

 

This is the highest of compliments, I get so anxious about being on time

 

what was your impression of Publix? it’s the throne we Floridians worship at

 

I do too, it's hilarious because I feel like somehow I always end up late when we hang out, or I'll be early but you'll be even earlier

Like I'm normally extremely early but you're just better than me at that

 

I LOVED it it was a work of art, that first pub sub was amazing

 

also: did Dan make you get a Pub sub because he failed you if not

 

ok good

 

Yah I am a very prompt person. Growing up I would be the one ready and waiting to get picked up. The second someone got there I was put the door. I don't understand any other way.

 

I specifically requested that we go for that exact purpose!