Astro 1ounge • Page 328

i'm gonna get pizza

 

another pro-tip: don't refrigerate your pizza if you do for some reason have leftover. Leave it out.

 

Leftovers are for peasants and cowards

 

I actually agree with this (unless you intentionally want cold pizza which is a different thing)

 

You know what I like? Calzones

 

You don't say

 

Haha yep. I’ll typically just leave pizza out on the table in the box. For some reason, with pizza I’m just like, “eh, this is fine.”

 

mmmm yes there we go, i think i'll go for a nice buffalo chicken calzone

 

Please watch your language please. Also good morning my love

 

I wanna get another fryer so I can make multiple batches of wings at once

Then have wing competitions at my apartment

 

Can Laura even eat that?
Or is Ana the judge

 

Laura can eat wings! It's one of two things I've thought of that I can make in a fryer that she can eat (the other being french fries)

 

Really though I'd probably have each cook be a judge too and rank the wings while leaving off their own

 

The tough part is having enough space for everyone to make their sauces

 

omg homemade wings

 

Laura can we replicate the Chopped kitchen in the apartment
This is only like the tenth weirdest thing you've requested this week

 

Who is dan wittler

 

Jersey block him

 

Jesus. I’m about to shave my head and I just grabbed my toothpaste and started squeezing it into my hand. Thankfully I realized what I was doing before I lathered my head with it lol. Jesus brain wtf

 

Homemade wings are *chefs kiss*

 

dylan voice

you moron

 

pretty sure thats larry the cable guy

 

Need that minty fresh scalp

 

I'm at Kroger getting beer and wraps and there's are three lines and all of em have people with full carts. Why the fuck are there people buying a months worth of groceries at noon on a Friday

 

When should they?

There should be more lines