Astro 1ounge • Page 30

Dan has a brick phone

It's a brick he drew numbers on

 

Let’s Remember The Wildwood Boardwalk T-Shirts Of Summer 2018

 

Omg those stand for your flag shirts.

 

Its a camera phone.

 

Rectum the dog??

 

yeah, he’s a good boy. right, Dan?

 

I don't have a dog, I have a cat named Hamlet.

 

why not Macbeth?

 

Idk ask my gf

 

If you were going with characters from Hamlet, why not Clawdius? Or Rosencatz.

 

Learn how to pun, you dolt.

 

Because that's obnoxious

 

that was an abstruse joke

didn’t really land tho

oh well

 

If I ever met someone with who had an animal with a pun name I would never talk to them again

 

If it were up to you, you'd name your cat Mick.

 

Because having you as an owner is a Shakespearean tragedy?

 

I AINT THE MOOD TO JOKE, THIS AINT A GAME. THIS. IS. NOT. A. GAME. ITS. MAH. LYFE.

 

yEAH

 

Ham the cat

Cat the ham

 

Cam the hat

 

I wanna try Mario Kart 8 voice chat lol

 

sex thing?

 

my boss has the amazing habit of putting me in charge of a task, refusing to give any guidance, and then immediately micromanaging the whole process when I start to do it

 

NICE