Astro 1ounge • Page 23

sounds just like okcupid to me

 

@SlappinCups cups what’s going on

 

just scarfed down some 'za cloud, what did you have for lunch

 

I don’t know if you guys and gals know this or not but if someone ever tells you they’re living the dream that person is in fact not living the dream

 

I'm living the nightmare

 

just found out there is a whole subculture of asmr videos that are people eating food (see: slurping noodles)

 

ASMR doesn't make sense to me. I'd rather just watch JOI videos.

 

Jerking off inside?

 

You are actually incredibly close. lol

 

The Earth is flat AF

 

*gets on stage*

What's up Chorus.fm you crazy motherfuckers!!!!

 

wewwwwwwwwwwwwwww it's that guy from youtube!!!!

 

@Dog with a Blog Marc said fuck the podcast, i'll get to it, i'm having a baby then showed me ultrasound pics of his alien baby.

 

Fuck you Marc, I hope your baby likes Nickelback

 

Dan, let's do a podcast where I tell you everything you like is shit and then I play/listen to them when you aren't around

Except for Angeldu$t

 

Only will do it if Angel Du$t is included

 

This is unsurprising

 

Just a shake and some eggs, wishing it was chipotle tho

 

I just listened to Rabbit Fur Coat randomly yesterday lol. It's one of my favs. I loved the shit out of it when it first came out and it has a lot of nostalgic sentiment to me but it also still pops the hell off so.

 

That it's flat? Ikr

 

The Watson Twins are dope plus your fave Conor is on it

 

We stan legends with other legends

 

found a job ad for you heathens

 

where do I apply

 

tfw you elect to take a piss outside and mid-pee you see fire ants everywhere