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I am fullblooded 3rdish generation Irish and let me tell you how we celebrate - we don't

 

sorry about that

 

"fullblooded 3rdish generation Irish"

 

My dad is 2nd
My mom is 3rd/4th

 

Heard now at my family party: "blind rage was Grandma with the wine bottle" and then my grandma proceeds to tell the story of when she came home from working a double and my Uncle Sal had been a huge pain in the ass all night and my great grandma started complaining to my grandma when she came in the door and grandma just started getting so pissed cause my Uncle started running around to get away from her and grandma accidently swung and my great grandma got pushed and fell...on the wine bottle that was sitting on the floor.

She fell and the bottle went up her ****** and then grandma had to take her to the ER and she ended up getting admitted on the same floor my grandma was a nurse on and told all her coworkers what happened THIS IS NOT HOW I EXPECTED THIS STORY TO GO??

 

is that vagina in stars?

 

i hate when i fall and an entire wine bottle goes up my vagina

 

When I was in the Army I had to pick up a girl who slipped and crotched herself on a chair. The drill sergeant was not please with how long it took me to get there. he screamed "YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR TIME WHEN THIS GIRLS VAGINA IS BLEEDING?!" It was very tense but also hilarious.

 

is this a deftones song?

 

A vawina if you will

 

If that is not a real Deftones song, then why not?

 

Look at my Aunt's cute pupper

 

Friends text me “we are at the bodega”

Damn I hate being productive on Sunday’s

 

Lets all open a Bodega

 

Yeah here's mine ok

 

first thought was that bandana was his tongue

 

cups

 

I was supposed to be productive this afternoon

 

I will only eat 90% of the cookies

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

going to New Orleans

My week > your week

Anyone else taking a spring trip?

 

Shouldn't have been a drunken scoundrel

 

I'm starting my job tomorrow. Seeing Illuminati Hotties and Better Oblivion this week.

 

Unfair. Every week in Denver is a good week.

Also congrats on the job buddy!