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Your posts?

 

Why are they laughing at you?

 

Nothing

#JFGlyfe

 

wow you guys have some real comedic minds

 

damn yall thought the same exact thing

 

Yesterday at work there was a little kid talking to his dad at my counter and the kid said “dad, guys have 2 testicles right?”
The dad said “yes, which would be your balls and they’re in your nutsack.” His wife apologized and the husband said “just boys talking about dicks and balls, isn’t that right Michael?”

I kinda froze up haha

 

Wow someone laughed at your jokes?

 

-4/10

 

Was he talking to you or was that the kid's name

 

That would be your score if we played 1v1 in any game of your choosing.










#JFG

 

Both

 

update dan called me and i ignored it

 

If you're not supposed to eat cake batter why do they make it taste so good?

 

Only sociopaths call instead of texting, I imagine Dylan does it all the time

 

@dylan never answers the phone unless you text him the subject matter beforehand and he deems it worthy to answer

unless he's drunk he'll facetime me then

 

He was talking to me and I didn’t know what to say so I just fake laughed and told them how much their food would cost

 

Jabronis for life

 

Okay we're gonna talk about how not to green text

Now that you're on the phone how great are Lucky Charms

 

Who’s update dan?

 

lol i called derek

 

no

 

My head is spinning from the amount of shitposting I have done today