Astro 1ounge • Page 1320

I'll do the first part right now

 

what's everyone drinkin alcoholic or otherwise

 

Siri why are dudes so weird about their shits

 

H2O

 

dont kink shame

 

don't kink shame

 

hell yeh

 

when shitposting gets too literal

 

Just as I suspected we don’t have shipt here. I still applied for “Tampa” but it deff didn’t ask me that stuff so I think it kicked me out for not living in the area
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh that’s not bad at all.
Holy shit $1000? I only get $100 bonus if I do that!
And I do deff plan to do that.
Only if you use that $1000 to visit Florida I don’t make the rules

Anyway now I’ve applied to both dd and instacart so now it’s just a waiting game

 

This fucking town!! Two cops with two different answers, one said I could ride the roads, not sidewalks, so I was in the parking lot in front of my house.
The next says the town has an ordinance and I can't ride in the parking lots or roads? So I ride nowhere I guess?Disheartening :(


(Nᴏᴡ I'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ sᴏ I ᴄᴀɴ ʀᴜɴ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴍᴇ )

I know some fuckers in the white ass restaurants I can't afford to eat at but live above and next to called them too!!

 

How did you change your font

 

i love user related memes

 

Fuckin

 

Lmao cups

 

HAHAHHH omg you're all beautiful weirdos and I hope you never change

 

Tiny Text Generator (ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ₜₑₓₜ sɪᴢᴇs!) Copy & Paste

 

It’s only possible on text to chat and you have to whisper

 

J凵丂丅 下凵匚长工厶 厶卂从乇 乃尺口 乃尺口

 

I am saving these for the rest of my life so when I'm on my deathbed I can remember this moment and whisper my last words.."...fuck the police"

 

Oh god. As if you weren’t annoying enough, Dan

 

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