Astro 1ounge • Page 1309

he's your chef, bruh. you tell him what to make.

 

Guy Fieri as a personal chef would be so sick. I’d take anyone as a personal chef as long as they are like mildly qualified

 

yo guy heat me up some hot pockets bro. make one for yourself I don’t give a fuck

 

then he would serve you them and say "welcome to flavortown, dude!!" and no one else could say that. No one. Anywhere. So that seems pretty great, tbh ngl ykwis.

 

would you rather not be able to drink anything with food ever again (maybe a minute after the meal you can have a drink of whatever. and if you die - oh well) or be Guy Fieri's body waxer?

 

what all does he wax?

 

could see him adding bacon grease to everything in secret

 

everything

 

guy fieri woulda hooked up with paula d if she wasnt a filthy racist

her loss

 

Boutta join these sinners

 

They have elephants?!

 

I choose death by eating without drinking

 

I will take anybody to cook for me as long as they cook at least as good as me and I don't have to pay for any of it.

I just don't want to have to cook ever again.

I think having a personal chef is the richest I actually want to be.

 

You almost had me as your personal chef until you said that last part.

 

when I strike it rich Ill have you relocate to Tejas for me

 

down to big D town

 

I mean I'm currently unemployed.

I think if me and my wife ever have enough income to do that we would a couple nights a week.

 

I imagine Guy can make some pretty good trash cousine tbh

 

Yo Guy you finna take a toke?

 

I bet he makes a killer breakfast.


Like seriously it could kill you

 

im a good cook ask @Mick

 

Sign me right tf up

 

Sounds good. I'm expensive, but VERY worthy of it.

 

Omg @supernovagirl Cait would love that shirt you wore to the strawberry festival thing where did you get it

 

congrats