Astro 1ounge • Page 1308

also

 

jers please see a professional therapist

 

If I wear the diaper do I never have to listen to a maroon 5 song again

 

Ive had a lot of therapy, this is the final product

 

yeah. it's a tough world

 

I mean no I think idk Im high

you still have to listen to maroon 5 tho no matter what because this is America and they're unavoidable

 

easy, Ill just wear those diapers j biebs wears

 

They're nice but it can also get awkward because that elephant is always in the room

 

maroon 5 and imagine dragons should cover eachother for an album

 

I guess I’ll mosh then

 

wait. if I choose the diaper option can I have Adam Levine be the one that changes it every day

 

Hey man. I'm about to get high too.

 

I’m
Already
There

 

Morning, fam

 

sinners

 

I gotta pick diaper ftw

I can't be moshing every time I'm shopping

at Walmart moshing middle-aged women by the milk

not a good look. I'll just sh*t myself

 

Would you rather have Guy Fieri be your personal chef or Steve from Smash Mouth be your roommate?

 

the devil's lettuce works in mysterious ways

 

former, easily

 

is both an option

 

sounds like a good time

 

Guy Fieri. As my personal chef, I will instruct him what to make. And if it's not good? I'll be Gordon Fucking Ramsay. I won't fire him though. Not ever. I will break him so that I can build him back up again.

 

Guy Fieri wouldnt be the worst personal chef but hed shave a good couple decades of your life

 

I can only do high fat meals on average once every two days