Astro 1ounge • Page 129

Where ya going? sounds more exciting than my night.

 

I'm a damn fool

 

I'm going on a date to a pumpkin carving contest at a brewery

pretty nervous because I've barely talked to the person

 

that, my friend, is a very cool first date. I'll beat her ass if she's not nice to you.

 

We sell those at my work

 

yeah those arent exclusive dan is a moron

 

Fuck the fuck off you obstinate dumb fucks

 

If you don't score tonight you can always stick your dick in some pumpkin.

 

They’re lying. We sell those at my job

 

okay well in the future ill be sure to doubt any packaging I see and do a ton of research on how accurate the advertising is before stating i'm consuming something, no prob I kno its important to you

 

I guess this applies to everyone

 

In the future just shut the fuck up

 

Did you watch that SNL skit?

 

talk about a jack o lantern

 

no i did not

 

wait can i change it?

talk about gettin' up in them guts

 

Oh my god. Its the episode from a few weeks ago, Awkwafina hosted the show and she's in the skit. You have to watch it.

 

God damn, cups

 

Lol whoa

 

That u @Mr. Serotonin ?

 

Instead of Taco Bell it's going to be Outback for dinner

 

Steak and mashed potatoes?

 

I've been eating way too much lately guys