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That's nowhere remotely close to me or I would

 

Bad post lj

 

I don't know what it tastes like anymore but I don't like it at all.


0/10

 

LJ has just made new enemies.

 

@Dirty Sanchez how was your d*te?

 

Was gud

 

Soooo did you....ya know....eat carbs?

 

Ya like 90 grams.

 

That’s tight. What was it?

 

Some potatoes and these tortilla wraps.

 

- Bro
- What's up?
- Dude, just watching the dating game
- Right on, hey dude, guess what tonight
- What?
- Pool party, my house, 8 o'clock
- Yeah!
- You don't even know dude, there's gonna be
food and girls and more food
and Mike Chilludos coming!
- Ohh yeah!
- Hold on, dude, hold on...
Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la
Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la
Popcorn, hot dog buns, and hamburger patties
All the food you need to feed the many hungry
Millions of people want in to my party
But it's invite only
And you're on the list baby
- Your pool rips!
I cleaned it yesterday
- Girls look cute!
In their swimming suits
- Holy Guacamole!
We've got chips!
So come on take a dip
'Cause my pool rips
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
Yeah yeah yeah
Pool party baby
It was a cool party
Cool pool party
La la la la
Pool party baby
The ratio of girls to guys is five to one
There hasn't been a party like this since 1981
Come to my party let the games begin
We've even got floaties if you can't swim
- Your pool rips!
I cleaned it yesterday
- Girls look cute!
In their swimming suits
- Holy Guacamole!
We've got chips!
So come on take a dip
'Cause my pool rips
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
Yeah yeah yeah
I love you girl, you know it's true
To have a super party in my swimming pool
Jump on in and you will see
Just how fun a pool party can be
But don't eat too much before you swim
'Cause you might get a cramp under your chin
Someone's screaming, that's not cool
Who threw that Reggie Bar in the pool?
Ronnie, Sally, Bobby and Mike
It's my pool party, we'll do what we like!
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It was a pool party for the cool kids at my school
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
It's so cool in my pool
There's no pool at my school
There's no school in my pool
There's no pool at my school
So it's cool at my pool
Yeah yeah yeah

 

When's the next date?

 

March 11, 2019

 

yes we all know the day celebrating the world's greatest band is approaching

 

investigate 311

 

Bush did 311

 

I also redeemed 2 digital movie codes i found in DVD cases at goodwill. Didn't buy the movies but the codes worked even though said they expired in 2014.

Now I have twilight breaking dawn part 1 and 2 in my digital movie collection

 

did you really need those LJ

 

No. But I didn't need any of the other stuff either

 

Tim allen still sucks

 

Genuinely lold

 

We just hired a dude at work whose name is straight up Mister Anderson

 

Morning y’all let’s get this bread

 

No