Astro 1ounge • Page 1283

No the dichotomy is fun

 

No I like good sauce


Like this

 

i am eating some turkey burgers right now and they are great

 

@Garrett L. please ban this man

 

u r what you eat

 

fight me cups

 

how did you make them

 

air fryer dan

 

It’s SO depressing. I’m sorry you have to experience that. I’m honestly sorry for all of the people of our generation who have to deal with parents who are on this Fox News trump train. It’s maddening that we have to reconcile with our own blood voting for/against things that actively harm ourselves and other fellow humans

 

Last night we were hotboxing my friend’s car and the cops pulled up to us. I was terrified.

 

Anytime you’re smoking in a car and a cops drives by, it’s always scary

 

You're a piece of shit

 

They were trying to be really intimidating but it’s legal, we’re all of age and we were right in front of my house

 

i know you are but what am i???

 

I read this as hotwire and was confused

 

I'm at a taco place that's also a beer mart and they have cheese fries they serve with a topping off Cheeto dust

 

prove it

 

are you in heaven

 

I was just telling a friend last night that my life is Final Destination where the universe is constantly trying to kill me and I narrowly escape only to almost die soon after, especially with cars. And then today I get a flat tire on the highway lol. And like i know that's common but with the sequence of my life it's just another notch in death's belt!!! It was also 30 degrees which luckily is the warmest it's been in a while but still too cold to sit on the side of the highway and change a tire. And now I have to buy a new tire. Smh.

 

I think I’m too mean sometimes. Yesterday my coworker and I were talking about my upcoming concert and I asked her if I had to cover one song, what should it be? She said Hotel California and I ranted for 5 minutes about how much I hate that song

 

I did shipt for like 4 hours today it was p cool

 

This is literally the only acceptable response tho