Astro 1ounge • Page 1262

@dadbolt brought a human being into the world who hates Dylan he isn't playing fair

 

??? He gets a leg up because he came once???
He doesn’t get credit for her hating Dylan, that was just bound to happen naturally

 

Kids make people cuter, blame society not me
You are always nice to me which gives you cute points

 

That’s actually a hella good point

 

Ookaaaay just gotta pop a baby out to fit Ian’s societal standards of cute brb

 

Favorite no doubt song.

 

3 months!


You're 30!

 

Or did he?

 

^^^ looks like you already have a kid

 

Ok, pizza man

 

I know but I was never good about brushing twice a day and flossing and bullshit like that until recently

 

I mean... *checks math* I think so?
I dunno, I wasn’t there.

You slay me

 

I don't think babies work like that

 

Yeah but I brush my teeth twice a day.

Fuck flossing

 

Don’t mansplain babies to me

 

Don't put words in my mouth I'm a feminist

 

Flossing is more important and feels soooo goooooodddddddddddd I’m gonnna ***

 

It’s fine you just see women as incubators no big deal whatever

 

Ok, @dylan

 

This hurts James

 

I know I should but I'm too lazy.

 

Title of your sextape!

 

How you got a woman to have your kids is remarkable.

 

God damn I want mac n cheese