Astro 1ounge • Page 1261

Last time I sat in front was for the original toy story

Never again

 

Last time I did that was for Logan, never again.

 

I basically sat in front for The Last Jedi but sitting up close was not the problem. The problem was the motherfucker sitting next to me who would yell and cheer at every stupid fucking thing on screen and then would suck the butter off of EVERY FUCKING FINGER. When I politely asked if he could keep it down he just stared at me with crazy eyes and I was like, “oh fuck this guy’s gonna stab me after the movie.”

 

Be nice to Colby

 

NSFW

 

I took a porch nap

 

I am so freaking exhausted but I also got to cuddle with 2 day old baby goats so we’ll call it even

 

This sounds like what a mob boss would call a murder or it's a sex thing

 

It’s both

 

Yep, 100%

 

@ him next time you coward

 

Did so much yard work this morning my body just wants to decompose now.

The Mars Volta is perfect yard work music

 

Ugh my filling fell out

 

Not good.

 

You should start brushing your teeth

 

That's 2 in about 4 months. Only 2 I've ever had done, didn't even last 5 years.

Definitely not going back to that dentist

 

I've actually been quite good about it over the past 3 months or so.

I also now have a Quip!

 

I found out that if you lose a tooth and don’t put in an implant, the opposite tooth (top or bottom) will eventually fall out too

I had a tooth removed many moons ago and it’s in the back so I never cared about it but sure enough that side of my mouth is so uneven because where the gap is is extending on top soo bad.
Like when I run my finger along the top of the one side it’s a straight line. When I run it on the other, it’s a roller coaster

 

Too many pop tarts

 

So basically I’m gonna be a toothless hillbilly in the future is what I’m getting at
Kinda like @dadbolt but cuter

 

You under estimate @dadbolt cuteness

 

Or you underestimate mine, damn

 

If I lose my teeth I’ll kill myself

 

Whoaaaa. Congrats, man.