Astro 1ounge • Page 1260

Capitalism run amok

 

Dublin your fun

 

irish you would delete your account

 

james joyce is rolling in his grave right now u 2

 

nah he's oscar wilden' out

 

Irish you would step back from that ledge my friend

 

This is why your kids are afraid of soda

 

ftfy

 

waifu fighters

that's it. that's the tweet

 

I saw it y’all. The most important thing while driving to ikea

 

I don’t want to go to work today. It’s going to be extremely busy for my entire shift.

 

Can that happen while listening to The Cranberries? If so, I want in.

 

Got the essentials at target just now

Whiskey, beer, and cat food

 

My favorite Florida Georgia Line song

 

So I’m a bit miffed. A friend of mine wanted to go do something tonight and then she tells me last minute that she can’t because of things that’s come up. Like I understand if someone can’t make something but I don’t like it when they wait until the last minute to tell me. Now I have no plans for the evening.

 

Good. It's poison.

 

I wish I could quit soda

 

damn straight

 

“Which theater is Captain Marvel playing in?”

Fucking all of them. Look at your ticket.

 

“Where is the theater located?”

 

I just got a ticket to see Captain Marvel, I tried my best to get a decent seat but I have to sit next to a stranger in the front of the stadium seating. At least the chairs recline.

 

I HATE THIS.

Oh, a Marvel movie on opening weekend? Surely it must just be playing in one screen

 

I can’t tell you how many times people ask us where like... theater 4 is when we have giant fucking neon signs on one side that says 1-8 and the other side says 9-16 and the theaters have giant numbers on each door. I hate people.

 

Carol Danvers would hate them