Are Reese's Cups a Candy Bar? • Page 6

I BUY YOU A DICK BONG AND YOU WON'T GET ME M&MS!!?!?!

 

also i'd like to formally amend DICK BONG into the more proper word - DONG.

 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!

 

Lmao
That’s why I said perhaps chocolate is the defining factor

Honestly ya lost me somewhere around the 3rd bar

 

I've created a monster

 

Lol firsttttt off you TRIED valiantly to help me purchase the DONG but it didn’t work and I sent the money back so don’t go there mister! Besides now I know your favorite candy bar is...m&ms????

 

I’d kill a man to eat this right now

 

I definitely think of non chocolate options if I hear just the word “candy” by itself. “Candy bar” is obviously candy bars, and “chocolate” could be candy bars or Reese’s or truffles or something else that is a confection but not a bar.

 

Ok new argument

if you make a batch of lemon bars and use a cookie cutter to cut out cute little heart shapes

they’re still lemon bars right???????
What are Reese’s cups if not little circles cookie cuttered out of a bar?? And put into bar shaped packaging maintaining the candy bar aesthetic

If you disagree with this then explain how Twix count??? Or alternative snickers when they split them into two little squares are you gonna sit here and tell me that snickers peanut butter isn’t a candy bar???? Because it is and you’re lying if you say otherwise

I think this ones really my crowning jewel y’all

 

Okay but consider this


•no

 

I'll be back for the rest of this but first

no, if the cups are cut from a larger bar, how did the chocolate get on the sides? are we coating them after we cut them?

 

people arguing over stupid shit like their life depends on it is what makes chorus chorus

 

It’s less in a literal way and more in a theoretical way


I’m stating something doesn’t change what it is just because the shape changes!

I stand by my assertion that despite “bar” having original meaning, that the title has expanded to include several candies that are considered candy bars without the bar shape. Namely, the Reese’s cup.

 

all cookie bars are cookies, but not all cookies are cookie bars?

 

Also idk I don’t work at a Reese’s factory!!

 

If any of you can guess my favorite candy bar I'll venmo you $1

 

Mr. Goodbar

 

That’s why I said lemon bars and not cookies lmaooo bc cookies are things of their own but lemon bars can’t be made without being a big piece first

I’m saying that you make a lemon bar technically as one big piece. Do they only become lemon bars once you cut them?? No the recipe was for lemon bars all along!

 

Max's dogs

 

how many guesses do I get, Matt? give me 3

 

after this thread...a cup of soup?

 

I had no idea such a thing existed.

 

Anyway at the end of the day technically speaking nah Reese’s aren’t candy bars

but I truly can’t help but feel that it’s just pedantic to assert the distinction. Everyone knows what u mean.



and like @CarpetElf said no one rly says candy bar anyway lmaoooo

 

Crunch bar
Cheetos Peanut Butter Crunch