Apple [ARCHIVED] Company • Page 923

Usually Tim Cook shows a couple slides about how some shit theyre recycling and moves on.

 

this sketch is the chedda

 

this is better than the slides

 

Why yes, we did make a black woman representing mother nature tell us were doing good at the environment stuff, you can't be mad at us!

 

At the very least Octavia Spencer is extremely lovely and likeable.

 

they need to put the curb "I don't believe you" music under mother nature and tim locking eyes in the end lol

not too bad a skit honestly.

 

I wonder if the new Airpods are still horrible in terms of recycling and all that.

 

lol insane to me that they're already releasing an ultra 2.

 

if this really is an Ultra 2 announcement I am going to kill myself on chorus dot fm

 

RIP

 

well now I need to buy an Apple Watch, or else I'm going to be pretty much killing mother Earth.

 

guys there were always going to release a second ultra

 

well I was always gonna kms

 

they've updated the watch and phone every year of course they were gonna tweak the ultra

 

this really made me laugh

 

i wish i didn't buy one like 2 months ago lol

 

my friend Sammy just bought a 14 Pro last week LOL

 

Ultra 1 came out almost exactly a year ago tho.

 

it's been a little longer than 2 months but i fucking knew better lol

 

I genuinely thought the Ultra was gonna be on a 2 year cycle but yeah, the signs have been there for weeks now.

 

my watch is made out of virgin titanium? not even my watch gets laid?

 

was there a moment where the stop watch on the Ultra 2 at something like 420.0:69 ? lol.

 

youre on a roll

 

Alright, time for what we came here for...