...I guess help will never come. Why won't help ever come? Is it because of Trump? Why didn't you write my name down for president?
I would have, but I felt like if I voted for myself I would've just been a douche. Who will take my place? Who will rise up in the name of Coop and with the might of the Dawgs, smite all evil?
You were so caught up in the idea of America being YUGGGGEEEEEEE. Did I copy and paste that in order to have the exact amount of letters?