Answer The User's Question Above - Part II • Page 17

It's a stellar choice!

Getit?!?!?

 

Yes, I do.

How do you take your coffee?

 

Black. The only reason you should use cream and sugar is to cut the taste of shitty coffee.

How do you make your coffee?

 

A shitty drip coffee maker. But I want to get an Aeropress.

How do you make your eggs?

 

I just eat them raw because I'm so tough

How tough are you?

 

Not tough enough to eat raw eggs.

Would you eat raw eggs?

 

Hell no. Would you eat raw steak?

 

Hell yeah if it was some good quality beef.

Would you eat raw apples?

 

Hell yeah, if they're green or red.

What's the most amount of food you've had in one sitting?

 

I'm really not sure. It was probably at some party with buffet style food set up. I like to camp out at the food tables and I never know when to stop.

Same.

 

I've had 35 chicken wings and some curly fries in one sitting. I've also had 12 hard shell tacos before. Both of these were when I was 16 and growing, haha.

Have you ever been arrested?

 

Yes. Scared the weed right out of me.

What is your best party story?

 

My best party story is that I went to one.

Can you top that?

 

Sure can't.

Can you?

 

Oh definitellyyyyy.

Have you ever been in a fight?

 

I'm a member of fight club so...

Was that a mistake to tell people about fight club?

 

Rule number one of fight club, take off your shoes when you come in.

Isn't that how it goes?

 

Nailed it.

What's the second rule of fight club?

 

Take your pants off when you leave.

What's my middle name?

 

Thomas. What? It's as good a guess as any.

How many cell phones have you owned in your lifetime?

 

5 in 16 years. I'm proud of that.

Have you watched sense8 on Netflix? I did. And I really enjoyed it.

 

No

Have you listened to the new Hotelier record yet?

 

Nope.

Have you listened to the first single off of the the Swiss Army Man soundtrack?

 

No.

Have you listened to the singing of the birds in the morning?

 

No, but you did make me listen to them just now

What's the best cereal?