Answer The User's Question Above - Part II • Page 16

I don't use the urinal. I'm gun-shy. BUT - leave your balls in. They rest on your zipper and you have to zip after you pee. Enough peen germs already without getting your balls in the mix.

Anyone else gun shy?

 

Just afraid some freak will sneak a peak while I leak.

Not really but that rhymed so I went with it -- are things more, or less, true when they rhyme?

 

Niether. Though they are a lot more fun.

Should I go buy some more bourbon?

 

That's always a yes.

Is the word bourbon interchangeable with whiskey or are they commonly understood to represent different things? (well I guess technically bourbon is a type of whiskey, no?)

 

Bourbon is a kind of whiskey, so I allow it.

Should I go with Rye or Bourbon?

 

Got my edit in too late, haha.

Bourbon.

What's a good brand of rye?

 

Sazerac Kentucky Straight is a good bang for your buck.

What is the best whiskey based cocktail?

 

I'll try that when I get the chance. I've only tried an Old Fashioned before (ordered it cuz Mad Men), so someone else should chime in. I really enjoyed it, for what it's worth.

same question.

 

If you are ever at a place that has Benedictine, you MUST order a Monte Carlo. Incredible.

Favorite character from Mad Men?

 

Grocery shopping is always the smart answer. I'm gonna go with that.

Favorite Eddie Murphy movie? (any movie he's in, doesn't have to be a starring role)

 

Bowfinger
why hasn't Eddie Murphy made a good non Shrek movie since?

 

I'm a sucker for Norbit.

How YOU doin'?

 

Well.

How about you?

 

Getting' caffienated.

Should I go with Barbacoa Migas Frittata or Smoked Dulce De Leche pancakes?

 

Probably the frittata.

Why does my new sock have a big hole in it?

 

you can't fit your foot in the sock without a hole

what's your favorite dad joke?

 

I knew I shouldn't have had that seafood - I'm feeling a little eel.

Best 'your mom' joke?

 

Best hangover cure?

 

Sobriety.

Same question

 

A nice stout with some pork and green-chili hash.

What's on tonight?

 

Working on my finals for this week. Got two papers to do.

Who do you have winning the Western Conference Finals? Sharks or Blues?

 

Blues.

What do you do to get to sleep on a Sunday night when you are dreading work?

 

Focus on breathing.

Best beer to drink while grilling?

 

Root beer I guess. I shouldn't answer this question but I'm committed to the thread.

Same (second chance for question redemption).

 

Stella

Is that a good choice?