Answer The User's Question Above - Part II • Page 11

My computer didn't burn up in a fireball, so that was good.

What happened the last time your computer crashed?

 

Unfortunately I had solved all of life's mysteries but forgot to backup my research. Now no one will ever know whether the egg or the chicken came first.

What would your reaction be if someone told you that you were the first human clone and your "brother/sister" is currently living in an underwater city?

 

I would ask them where they get their drugs.

mmkay?

 

Hooray!

Where does muttley keep his secret drug stash?

 

Behind the tree that is adjacent to the place where he hides his cellphone batteries.

How many Merves does it take to merve a Merve when it merves?

 

Merveteen.

What is the definition of merve? Not to be mistaken with Merve

 

Urban Dictionary says it's a beautiful turkish girl, but I think it's how Cartman says "move".

what is life?

 

It's a series of interconnecting dots that regressively provide beings (both corporeal and incorporeal) a degree of latitude in the gene pool that is the universe.

Why don't apple jacks taste like apples?

 

I don't know but I'm glad they don't taste like my friend Jack. He smells.

What's for breakfast?

 

Coffee.

What's for lunch?

 

Philly Cheesesteak.

What's the first song you're gonna play when you get into your car?


Edit: Also, whats up? Never been in this thread before.

 

don't have a car right now but... The Ballad of Me and My Brain.

What kind of car do you drive?

 

^Good choice.

2016 Hundai Elentra.

What're your plans for tonight?

 

Picking up groceries around 5pm and hopefully going to bed soon after.

What are your plans for tomorrow?

 

My roommate is graduating tomorrow, so we're throwing a party at our house for her! Should be a fun night of bacchanalia.

Have you ever used a CoinStar/What's the most money you've received from one?

 

I haven't in a really long time. Probably had a $100 worth back then. I roll it myself and go to the bank now. Gives me something to do and I don't have to pay a tax.

Should I just go to CoinStar from now on?

 

No, CoinStar is a rip off, why would you let someone take a cut of your change when you can just go to your bank and do it for free?

Who uses CoinStar?

 

I use CoinStar because I'm really lazy. One time I got $165. That was a great day. I think I bought an iPod Touch.

How'd you last embarrass yourself?

 

While on a recent customer visit, my customer asked me a question about my company which I should clearly know, and I drew a blank. Normally this isn't really embarrassing for me but in this case my boss was sitting right next to me.

Same question

 

Showed up to a work meeting that I wasn't supposed to be at. Normally wouldn't be a big deal but I'm paid an hourly wage and came in on my day off, meaning they're obligated to pay me.

Oh and they had explicitly stated in the email that the meeting wasn't meant for everyone lol whoops.

cake or pie? (and what type!)

 

cake. cheese. does that count?

backpack or briefcase?

 

I've never had to carry a briefcase so backpack all the way.

Laptop or desktop?

 

laptop for work, tablet for everything else.

last place you visited?

 

Long Island on Tuesday. If we are talking more specific, I was at a coffee shop this morning haha.

Same question

 

Victoria B.C. - it's beautiful! Haven't left the apartment yet today.

Biggie or Tupac?