Absurdist Xwitter • Page 8

It’s the only place people curate their personas even more performatively than Instagram and I actively resent the need to constantly either Post My Wins or Be a Thought Leader. It’s not the posters who truly frighten me, though — it’s the people who live in the comments. Absolute freaks.

 

Robot child abuse one got me good

 

The wording in that robot child abuse one is incredible. I can see that as a skit come to life

 

Smack em with signs and shit is what got me. Just perfect.

 

Seems like you could just trip the robots.

 

maybe you should apply

 

I have no qualms about beating the shit out of robots. Sign me up.

 

My brain is broken at first I thought they were talking about the show

 

Same

 

In reality it's "pal" but tweet still stands

 

Also depends on whether it’s the first word of the sentence (“buddy” and “pal” hit different than “hey buddy” or “how ya doin’ pal”).

 

Mate can get very aggressive here but not always

 

Only short Italian bandits named Harry are allowed to say “how ya doin pal” pretty sure

 

when Indians call you buddy its very friendly