Absurdist Xwitter • Page 71

real talk though, I paid $20 after tip for a burger and fries to-go a few weeks back, and when I asked for some ranch, he told me they had to charge me for it, and boy I was fuckin flummoxed

 

The youth group at my church tried to do a sex education class and one of the instructors said that when boys go through puberty the skin peels off like a snake so the penis can grow and I was asked to leave the room because I was laughing so hard.

 

Whoa. That Backrooms thing might actually be true though.

 

By the way, if anyone needs a comfort scroll, I found a Bluesky thread that’s been archiving bangers for about two years. Here’s both the first and most recent post in the thread depending on which direction you want to scroll in.

 

6 beers?

 

finishing my PhD in sociology. it's the most obvious answer: increased ease of access to technology and online forms of communication, capitalism, older age cohorts dying out while trying to maintain socioeconomically-stratified divisions for younger cohorts before they kick the can, or any combination of all of the above

 

but yeah everything being gamified and made into contact does feel inevitable

 

Six seconds was long enough to get a laugh, but not long enough to effectively propagandize. We had our priorities straight. No longer.