It's going to be so fucking funny when this guy who is completely obsessed with living forever slips on a discarded Taco Bell sauce packet and takes a header down a flight of stairs.
After seeing that tweet I ahd to click and see the whole tweet, and I saw that it was actually a reply to his original tweet, which was simply "I just gave my wife oral sex. Goodnight." lol Weird dude.
See, that's my problem with fictional characters that are immortal but can still technically die. You mean to tell me you've been alive for 1000 years and never tripped walking down a hill and cracked your head open on a big rock?
i always liked the throw away gag in dragon ball where kame sennin says the immortal phoenix that made him immortal died from food poisoning
Turns out the guy was lying about it, or at least it seems that way meanwhile, the top 1% of vaginas meme continues to generate content