Absurdist Xwitter • Page 59

those last three tweets in succession is S-Tier

 

I do indeed have that thought anytime someone says they are from Texas

 

Still know it by heart to this day. It’s a real-world Pokerap.

 

Tom Cruise and Australian Wreck It Ralph are fire

 

I feel like this show and these memes have broken containment enough at this point that I don’t have to post them exclusively in the AKOTSK thread lol

 

foreskinuinely has me rolling

 

I hope not

 

I think every CVS cashier lives in fear of that moment and that's why they are absolutely never around when you need one

 

... rolling what?