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Absurdist Xwitter • Page 3

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Melody Bot, Jun 6, 2025.

  1. chewbacca110 Jun 11, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  2. SmashRipsaw Jun 11, 2025
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    Outcast Tape Infirmary

    I was walking past a farm one time and there were like 30 cows and every single one of them followed me along the entire length of the fence. They're probably just bored.
     
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  3. Garrett Jun 11, 2025
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    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I learned recently cows love jazz and will come running if you play it near their fields.
     
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  4. Joel Gustafson Jun 11, 2025
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

    Makes sense, they’ve both got horns
     
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  6. DaydreamNation Jun 11, 2025
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    rolling in the tiger grass Supporter

    That’s enough horny talk for this thread for one day
     
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  7. Garrett Jun 11, 2025
    Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 11, 2025
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  9. chewbacca110 Jun 11, 2025
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  10. Zilla Jun 11, 2025
    Zilla

    Prestigious Supporter

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    Not sure if this account still exists. So just in case. RIP to a real one.
     
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  11. chewbacca110 Jun 11, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  12. chewbacca110 Jun 11, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  13. chewbacca110 Jun 12, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  15. Atticus5143 Jun 12, 2025
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  16. chewbacca110 Jun 12, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  17. chewbacca110 Jun 12, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  18. chewbacca110 Jun 12, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  19. chewbacca110 Jun 13, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  20. chewbacca110 Jun 13, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  21. chewbacca110 Jun 13, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 13, 2025
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  24. Sean Murphy Jun 13, 2025
    Sean Murphy

    Most Prestigious Supporter

    horse sitting on his nuts made me snort

    thank god for a new thread. i will keep up with this one.
     
  25. chewbacca110 Jun 13, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jun 14, 2025
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  27. chewbacca110 Jun 14, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  28. chewbacca110 Jun 14, 2025
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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