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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Melody Bot, Jun 6, 2025.

  1. chewbacca110

    Gimme light, gimme love, gimme fire





     
  2. SmashRipsaw

    Outcast Tape Infirmary

    I was walking past a farm one time and there were like 30 cows and every single one of them followed me along the entire length of the fence. They're probably just bored.
     
  3. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

    I learned recently cows love jazz and will come running if you play it near their fields.
     
  4. Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

    Makes sense, they’ve both got horns
     
  5. That’s enough horny talk for this thread for one day
     
  6. Garrett

    i tore a hole in the fabric of time Moderator

  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  8. chewbacca110

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  9. Zilla

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    Not sure if this account still exists. So just in case. RIP to a real one.
     
  10. chewbacca110

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  14. chewbacca110

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  15. chewbacca110

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  17. chewbacca110

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  18. chewbacca110

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  19. chewbacca110

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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
  21. Sean Murphy

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    horse sitting on his nuts made me snort

    thank god for a new thread. i will keep up with this one.
     
  22. chewbacca110

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  23. iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
  24. chewbacca110

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  25. chewbacca110

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