Absurdist Xwitter • Page 3

I was walking past a farm one time and there were like 30 cows and every single one of them followed me along the entire length of the fence. They're probably just bored.

 

I learned recently cows love jazz and will come running if you play it near their fields.

 

Makes sense, they’ve both got horns

 

That’s enough horny talk for this thread for one day

 

@David87

 

Not sure if this account still exists. So just in case. RIP to a real one.

 

horse sitting on his nuts made me snort

thank god for a new thread. i will keep up with this one.