Absurdist Xwitter • Page 12

Yeah my house turned 100 this year and I think about it all the time

 

Our house turned 150 this year and we love it but also my wife and I definitely have more allergies etc ever since we moved haha. HMMMM

 

(I try very hard not to think about any of this though (gotta think minimum 4-5 people have died in the house considering people didn’t go to hospitals to die til like post WWII and we KNOW one old guy did in like 2017) and am mostly successful)

 

My house was built in 1912 and come October we’re getting kicked out of it for a month while a city program removes or encapsulates all of the lead paint and dust all over the house bc our son’s lead levels have been elevated. A ghost or hidden artifact would be way more fun

 

guy who's mad the government won't let his baby eat lead

 

Our house was built in 1942, we were only the third owners - and I’ll be the first person to die in it.

I’m built different.