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Absurdist Twitter

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    Not sure where this would go considering could be entertainment/technology/whatever so putting in general, if it needs to be moved it's all good.

    This is just a place to share/read funny/absurdist tweets from that comedic area of Twitter usually known as "weird twitter", changed to absurdist since people sometimes hate the connotation of that.

    This thread will probably bomb but oh well
     
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  2. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

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  3. chris Apr 4, 2016
    chris

    Trusted Supporter

    Coffee Dad forever!
     
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  4. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    I think my favorite is murrman5, so many gems
     
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  6. Dirty Sanchez Apr 4, 2016
    Dirty Sanchez

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    Okay, I thought this was going to be 'Absurdist Twister'

    Disappointed at first, then satisfied after I saw what it really is.
     
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  7. ChaseTx Apr 4, 2016
    ChaseTx

    ALL HAIL PEAGLE Prestigious

    this account is pretty good
     
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  8. chip Apr 4, 2016
    chip

    Newbie

    i honestly wonder what the man who runs dril is like in real life
     
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  9. MrRobot Apr 4, 2016
    MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    Dril is absolutely my favorite thing online and at this point he's so good that I hope whoever runs it is never actually revealed because it would never live up to the legend he's become.
     
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  10. chip Apr 4, 2016
    chip

    Newbie

    [​IMG]
    despite everything that happened, I'm amazed at how Tay was able to master the art of humor in less than a day
     
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  11. thischarmingman Apr 4, 2016
    thischarmingman

    tweets: @lamebandguy Prestigious

    i am very partial to seinfeld2000. not quite as weird as other weird twitter but never fails to make me laugh.
     
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  12. Jonathan Apr 4, 2016
    Jonathan

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Verified

    These are all pretty awesome.
     
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  13. MrRobot Apr 4, 2016
    MrRobot

    Twitter/IG: @scott325

    Also Jon Hendren (@fart on twitter) is one of my favorites too. He was interviewed on HLN about Edward Snowden and kept talking about Edward Scissorhands and they just ran with it not even paying attention.

     
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  15. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    @fart is so funny, never saw that though that's amazing hahaha
     
  16. thischarmingman Apr 4, 2016
    thischarmingman

    tweets: @lamebandguy Prestigious

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  17. iCarly Rae Jepsen Apr 4, 2016
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  18. nl5011 Apr 4, 2016
    nl5011

    Trusted Supporter

    Im glad this exists.
     
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  19. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

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  20. Jonathan Apr 4, 2016
    Jonathan

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  21. mad Apr 4, 2016
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    A+ thread.
     
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  22. Owlex Apr 4, 2016
    Owlex

    free snewt Prestigious

    michaeljhudson is a must-follow
     
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  24. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    Ah yes, he's excellent
     
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  25. Owlex Apr 4, 2016
    Owlex

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    Classic tweet
     
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  26. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    Hahaha I think I laughed like 2 hours straight when I first saw that one
     
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  27. Fucking Dustin Apr 4, 2016
    Fucking Dustin

    "Dustin’s correct" - Randall Supporter

    Went to see him do standup once and he was phenomenal
     
  28. Jonathan Apr 4, 2016
    Jonathan

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