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Absurdist Twitter • Page 98

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. coleslawed Jan 24, 2017
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    that ending
     
  2. mad Jan 24, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    I feel like it's a performance art piece or something
     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 24, 2017
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    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum




     
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  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 24, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum


     
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  6. Drewski Jan 24, 2017
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.

    Old and definitely posted before but it just needs a bump:
     
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  7. mad Jan 24, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Joe Jan 25, 2017
    Joe

    jophobot Supporter


     
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  9. Dominick Jan 25, 2017
    Dominick

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  10. junkmanserenade Jan 25, 2017
    junkmanserenade

    Where are your friends tonight?

    HOLY SHIT that Pence story. My jaw actually dropped.
     
  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 25, 2017
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    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  12. mad Jan 25, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    I love Chris Meloni
     
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  13. Wharf Rat Jan 25, 2017
    Wharf Rat

    Help Belal and his family leave Gaza Prestigious

    Antifa Chris Meloni
     
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  15. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 26, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum




     
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  16. mad Jan 26, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. mad Jan 26, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    Sean Spicer might be Dril

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Matthew Jan 26, 2017
    Matthew

    Regular

     
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  19. mad Jan 26, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    "you wanna be me don't you" just fits so well
     
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  20. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 26, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
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  21. Wharf Rat Jan 26, 2017
    Wharf Rat

    Help Belal and his family leave Gaza Prestigious

    If spicer was literally dril I wouldn't even be mad
     
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  22. PepsiOne Jan 26, 2017
    PepsiOne

    Formerly PepsiOne Supporter

    It's probably in his best interest to just say he is Dril
     
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  24. coleslawed Jan 26, 2017
    coleslawed

    Eat Pizza

    but is it in dril's best interest to say he's spicer?
     
  25. iCarly Rae Jepsen Jan 26, 2017
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  26. Drewski Jan 26, 2017
    Drewski

    Maybe so, maybe not.









    So...I'm stretching Absurdist Twitter...but shit I think this fits its own way? Like...the utter cruelty of it. The smiling photo. The stupid quote and scorching hot take. What the actual fuck.
     
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  27. mad Jan 26, 2017
    mad

    I was right. Prestigious

    I want to shoot Tomi Lahren into the sun
     
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  28. Dominick Jan 27, 2017
    Dominick

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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