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The Dasani one is so disgustingly true

 

even as a lil kid we use to joke about how the first few sips of Dasani taste like water but the last few taste like a trial of "do you want all of your money your dumbass paid for dasani?"

 

Ass-ani water

 

oh my GOD hahahahaha

 

Now to dive into the replies because the internet is a very mature place

 

David