Absurdist Twitter • Page 872

Ok fair

 

I miss Marlboro miles

 

Old ass

 

I never actually earned any I just miss them

 

I remember camel cash existing I think but I was firmly in my asking hungover twenty something’s to buy me cigs bc I’m a shithead teenager phase still

don’t smoke kiddos (zyn also problematic even if lesser of many evils)

 

Good podcast

 

Oh man. I gotta listen to that one.

I have distinct ‘90s memories of friends coming over to stay the night who reeked of cigarettes bringing their stuff in Marlboro duffel bags and sleeping bags.

 

I worked in tobacco marketing for a few years. LOTS of companies still have rewards programs, which is so fucked because it's an addictive substance:
- Marlboro
- Black & Mild
- Backwoods
- Copenhagen

 

I can’t explain this joke to my wife

 

I just miss when cigarettes were good for you.

 

^ the group chat thinks I’m in that tweet and I’m not fan

Kid is way younger but

 

They still make you cool though.