Absurdist Twitter • Page 833

Why did she randomly do the ahegao face

 

TIL that face has a name.

 

I want to Google it but I’m scared it’s like blueberry waffle

 

I interned at Celestial Seasonings in college and that meant I occasionally had to wear the sleepy time bear costume.

 

It’s more on Instagram than Twitter but I am dying at all the hawk Tuah girl memes

 

post them please

 

I am not fucking Italian. Get fucked.

 

The boat thing is true but orcas being on my side reassured me

 

I think these are what horny Dave is referring to

 

she’s a national treasure

 

He is still better looking than 99.8% of the world when he’s fucked up and getting a mugshot. Impressive.