Absurdist Twitter • Page 823

Television doesn't respect you. Volume should be controlled with a fader or a dial

 

Incredible page

 

I dropped my ballot off at that McDemocracy site this morning. It's in NE Portland.

 

did you get some mcnuggies?

 

Absolute heat on the last page and this one. “Graveyard shifts at the dick sucking factory” stops me dead in my tracks every time with uncontrollable laughter.

 

That’s my buddy Ross. We play a dice game at camp every year and he will not play because he cannot grasp the very simple rules.

 

I am obsessed with this video:

 

Holy fuck the speed tour

 

forgot about Giant Baby

 

I showed a friend of mine Malort. It’s one of those awful things you have to try once, but he took it too far and kept buying it after that. You’d show up to his house and he’d pour you a shot of Malort.