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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. Long Century May 20, 2024
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    Television doesn't respect you. Volume should be controlled with a fader or a dial
     
  2. chewbacca110 May 20, 2024
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  3. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 20, 2024
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  4. disambigujason May 20, 2024
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    Incredible page
     
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  6. DaydreamNation May 20, 2024
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    get rid of the good times too Supporter



     
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  7. Coonsatron May 20, 2024
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    I dropped my ballot off at that McDemocracy site this morning. It's in NE Portland.
     
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  8. chewbacca110 May 20, 2024
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  9. digitalsea May 20, 2024
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    hate my favorite band

     
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  10. imthegrimace May 21, 2024
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    did you get some mcnuggies?
     
  11. fredwordsmith May 21, 2024
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    Absolute heat on the last page and this one. “Graveyard shifts at the dick sucking factory” stops me dead in my tracks every time with uncontrollable laughter.
     
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  12. fredwordsmith May 21, 2024
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  13. imthegrimace May 21, 2024
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    That’s my buddy Ross. We play a dice game at camp every year and he will not play because he cannot grasp the very simple rules.
     
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  15. fredwordsmith May 21, 2024
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  16. chewbacca110 May 21, 2024
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





    I am obsessed with this video:
     
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  17. chewbacca110 May 21, 2024
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    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  18. fredwordsmith May 21, 2024
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    Holy fuck the speed tour
     
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  19. chewbacca110 May 21, 2024
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  20. chewbacca110 May 21, 2024
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  21. JoshIsMediocre May 21, 2024
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    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    forgot about Giant Baby
     
  22. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 21, 2024
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    run away with me Platinum



     
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  24. chewbacca110 May 21, 2024
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  25. Joel Gustafson May 21, 2024
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    Running towards a place.

     
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  26. DaydreamNation May 21, 2024
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    get rid of the good times too Supporter





     
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  27. DaydreamNation May 21, 2024
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    get rid of the good times too Supporter





     
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  28. aoftbsten May 21, 2024
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    I showed a friend of mine Malort. It’s one of those awful things you have to try once, but he took it too far and kept buying it after that. You’d show up to his house and he’d pour you a shot of Malort.
     
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