Absurdist Twitter • Page 809

dang it grimace I was going to post all of those

 

Some absolute heaters in there

 

Toe Suckin Bad really got me

 

For whatever reason, the last few months, this page has been absolute fire. Rather than Twitter going out with a whimper, it’s been collecting and displaying more insane, inane and manic thoughts than I thought possible. I love coming in here every day, even as I bid that hellsite farewell years ago.

Kudos to those among this place that post. You are the real heroes.

 

Doggystyling off that last point LOL

 

Meatbird and doggystyle gonna live rent free in my head until summer is over.

 

I just read the last 3 pages in one sitting and I need to go lie back down omfg I can barely breathe I am hoarse there’s tears running down my face and I spit food on my laptop twice

 

Yeah the crack photo is fake but still funny

 

One of these is the real one, choose your adventure