Absurdist Twitter • Page 798

Me talking about movies with literally anyone in real life. "Oh, excuse me, you aren't a lunatic."

 

This is insane lol

 

@David87

 

Can someone explain the Ben Folds thing

 

well the name of the band is ben folds five and this is the fifth marriage that ben folds has folded so to speak

 

Thank you for asking because I assumed it was the obvious pun but was afraid I was dumb and missing something but was also too afraid to ask

 

Isn't that one just goatse?