Absurdist Twitter • Page 779

Lotta heat on the last two pages

 

my letterboxd would be so boring, i like almost everything i see enough to give at least a 7

 

idk why but powerade monkey is so funny to me. I love this thread. It's consistently the biggest dopamine hit of my day

 

Same. There is something about the joke format of Twitter that just sings in my brain. Blessings to everyone who makes their way through blue checks and Cheech and Chong ads to find and bring us the goods.

 

Charizard killed me.

 

Y’all talk about the dangers of reading this thread in bed, well I just watched the Charizard video in an elevator going up 17 floors at work. I had airpods in so I’ll never know how loud my sad attempt to suppress my laugher was