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As a former Starbucks employee I can tell you this was one of the worst customers. Frappuccino’s are the most annoying item on the menu to make and custom Frappuccino’s are the worst.

 

Note: that only applies when making them for customers. I made all sorts of delicious Frappuccino concoctions for myself. But I would never tell a customer about them because I’d hate to make it for them.

 

I was a barista at a bookstore and I hated making blended drinks, they never turned out how I wanted them to and they took so long to make, which was all the more frustrating during a rush. I practically never customize any drinks I order now

 

As a former barista who once had to make someone a Red Bull smoothie with espresso shots added, custom drinks should be illegal.

 

Seconded, even tho I was only a 15 hrs/wk student employee at my campus Starbucks haha. It was awful 10 years ago and i shudder to think of what it’s like now

 

At that point it's probably healthier to just do cocaine.

 

they now work in R&D for Panera

 

in the short term, absolutely yes

 

Noted.

 

I get anxiety asking to substitute the type of milk can’t imagine ordering a crazy custom drink

 

I’m a barista and some of the things people order are wild. I regularly make drinks that after all the sugar, flavors and cream is added I have room for maybe a tiny splash of coffee at the top