Absurdist Twitter • Page 749

that dua lipa one is @Sean Murphy for sure

 

Can’t blame him honestly

 

i dont get it

 

am i being clowned for texting dua?

 

is that the joke?

 

Murph has to go lay down before family pictures later

 

i do have my work holiday party tonight

 

we know

 

just reminding you

 

I didn't know

 

What was the Jar Jar Binks tweet quoting? It's been deleted.

 

IIRC it was Travis Kelce tweeting “USA is pissing me off!”

 

the strokes one lmaoo

 

relatable?

 

as if

 

it's not a big deal murph

 

Love this thread so much. Cackling today.

Also, i want that alaska building horror movie so bad now.

 

This is the best thread. It's a real team effort bringing things we find funny and sharing with the masses of (seemingly) similarly humored people. Keep it up, friends.

 

goddamn that strokes tweet is it

 

I want to contribute more but parenthood plus work plus teaching plus professional writing has killed my Twitter time even more than Elon. I lurk for sanity and appreciate y’all more than I can express.