Absurdist Twitter • Page 744

4 bangers

 

Am i looking at a nude egg

 

Give them the internet and we’ll be fine; this is some pre digital adhd era shit

 

drunk uncle vs stoner nephew, a thanksgiving play in two acts

 

Need that Bull Durham hat.

 

I know it's because reality show producers have the people on reality shows have a few topics to consistently bring up so they can artificially craft a narrative about what they want and hammer it in as much as possible, but if they have that much money why don't they just add a workout room to their house.

 

The what of Taylor's what???

 

That fucking kid can’t read, no way he read 1,000 books.