Absurdist Twitter • Page 742

Gold all gold

 

Lotta people on this site gonna be mad at that housing crisis tweet

 

Idk I think everyone wants to fix the housing crisis

 

The problem with the housing crisis tweet is the implication that if you’re renting you don’t have to worry about your water heater…as if a single landlord has ever fixed something promptly when it broke

 

Don’t overthink it!!!

 

When my wife and I got milk caught in one of our ceiling lights last year, we called our landlord and he said that he was heading on vacation with his family for the week.

So this checks out.

 

Was this a sex thing

 

Josh, this is a family website.

But to answer your question, our upstairs neighbor dropped a full gallon of milk and was able to clean "most of it" up, but not before some of it got caught in one of our ceiling lights.

 

Thanks for the clarification because I was so fucking confused.

 

Yeah lol I thought milk was possibly a hamster

 

Now I’m confused again

 

I love Ian and the tweet is funny but he absolutely has the occasionally questionable take about stuff like ~cancel culture~