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Absurdist Twitter • Page 736

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. imthegrimace Oct 23, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Earth/Moon one isn’t true, the moon is only like 10 miles from Earth.
     
  2. Sean Murphy Oct 24, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    this is true you can reasonably walk there in 2-3 hours with comfortable shoes
     
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  3. BlueEyesBrewing Oct 24, 2023
    BlueEyesBrewing

    Trusted Supporter

    you need moon shoes to get there
     
  4. Sean Murphy Oct 24, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    thats what the commercials tell you. its not true.
     
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  6. Elder Lightning Oct 24, 2023
    Elder Lightning

    With metal in my bones and punk in my heart Supporter

    More like absurdist reddit, but what in the ever-loving fuck is this:
     
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  7. chewbacca110 Oct 24, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  8. iCarly Rae Jepsen Oct 24, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  9. Atticus5143 Oct 24, 2023
    Atticus5143

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    I am still dying at that Furby tweet. That has to be a top 10 ever.
     
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  10. JoshIsMediocre Oct 24, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  11. chewbacca110 Oct 24, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  12. bobsheiskawy Oct 24, 2023
    bobsheiskawy

    is it the same for you? Prestigious

     
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  13. chewbacca110 Oct 24, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  15. imthegrimace Oct 25, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    this hit too close to home, broke up with my ex last year and my current apartment has those blinds and I have a standing lamp lol
     
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  16. imthegrimace Oct 25, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    also who is showering before they work out? that makes no sense
     
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  17. Joel Gustafson Oct 25, 2023
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  18. chewbacca110 Oct 25, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?



     
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  19. Coonsatron Oct 25, 2023
    Coonsatron

    Old APer Supporter

    Boots in the dryer killed me
     
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  20. chewbacca110 Oct 25, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?



     
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  21. DaydreamNation Oct 25, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter



    an all timer tbh
     
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  22. chewbacca110 Oct 26, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?




     
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  24. JoshIsMediocre Oct 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  25. JoshIsMediocre Oct 26, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  26. David87 Oct 26, 2023
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    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  27. chewbacca110 Oct 27, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  28. brothemighty Oct 27, 2023
    brothemighty

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    Hey I've got a bluesky invite code if anyone still wants one. dm me.

    Not sure where else to post this lol
     
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