Absurdist Twitter • Page 736

Earth/Moon one isn’t true, the moon is only like 10 miles from Earth.

 

this is true you can reasonably walk there in 2-3 hours with comfortable shoes

 

you need moon shoes to get there

 

thats what the commercials tell you. its not true.

 

More like absurdist reddit, but what in the ever-loving fuck is this:

 

I am still dying at that Furby tweet. That has to be a top 10 ever.

 

this hit too close to home, broke up with my ex last year and my current apartment has those blinds and I have a standing lamp lol

 

also who is showering before they work out? that makes no sense

 

Boots in the dryer killed me

 

an all timer tbh

 

Hey I've got a bluesky invite code if anyone still wants one. dm me.

Not sure where else to post this lol