Absurdist Twitter • Page 733

Oh my god I need the SpongeBob Mac and cheese so bad it’s the best shape ever and I miss it all the time.

 

The "its so over / we're so back" tweet is @Drew Beringer during bucks season

 

there used to be a bar in my town that was around long enough that it sort of built a reputation for being somewhere you went, had a drink, were able to talk to someone, maybe play a board game, it was a nice fun quieter place. it ruled.

then they sold the place and it became a maga country bar where long island's worst people meet.

 

Bet you’re there every weekend huh

 

lmao josh lmao your best work yet

 

Sometimes the low hanging fruit tastes the sweetest murph

 

fuck I look just like Rizzo

 

lmao rat ass