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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. imthegrimace Sep 16, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Please Jason Segel don’t be a POS
     
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  2. Victor Eremita Sep 16, 2023
    Victor Eremita

    Not here. Isn't happening. Supporter

    50/50 chance at this point
     
  3. xkaylinh Sep 16, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    Kristen is?
     
  4. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 16, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

    she's a landlord and liked the Drew Barrymore apology
     
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  6. chewbacca110 Sep 17, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  7. JoshIsMediocre Sep 17, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  8. imthegrimace Sep 18, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

     
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  9. chewbacca110 Sep 18, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  10. chewbacca110 Sep 18, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 18, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





    Dudes rock
     
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  12. morgantayler Sep 18, 2023
    morgantayler

    Pink Pony Club Prestigious

     
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  13. chewbacca110 Sep 19, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  15. David87 Sep 20, 2023
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  16. JoshIsMediocre Sep 20, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter



     
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  17. chewbacca110 Sep 21, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  18. Marx&Recreation Sep 21, 2023
    Marx&Recreation

    Trusted

    Nobody has acknowledged what day it is today. How far we have fallen
     
  19. imthegrimace Sep 21, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    My brother’s birthday?
     
  20. StormAndTheSun Sep 21, 2023
    StormAndTheSun

    Unmoored Supporter

    do you remember?
     
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  21. trevorshmevor Sep 21, 2023
    trevorshmevor

    Did the world revolve around in spite of me? Prestigious

    I thought about it and then remembered he doesn’t do them anymore and got sad
     
  22. imthegrimace Sep 21, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Nah my brother still celebrates his birthday.
     
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 21, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  25. imthegrimace Sep 21, 2023
    imthegrimace

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    he went to breakfast with his wife and bought some horror books. Nothing crazy. Just a solid birthday.
     
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  26. iCarly Rae Jepsen Sep 22, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  27. chewbacca110 Sep 22, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  28. xkaylinh Sep 22, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    I'm sure the decoration really appreciated the acknowledgement and would've nodded and smiled back if it could
     
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