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Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

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  1. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 2, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

     
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  2. fredwordsmith Aug 2, 2023
    fredwordsmith

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    No matter what you think will happen, it’s won’t.
     
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  3. trevorshmevor Aug 2, 2023
    trevorshmevor

    Did the world revolve around in spite of me? Prestigious

    That was actually exactly what I thought was going to happen and yet I still somehow felt underprepared lol
     
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  4. paperlung Aug 2, 2023
    paperlung

    there's no place like my room Supporter

    omg - which person actually puked tho???
     
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  6. chewbacca110 Aug 2, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  7. xkaylinh Aug 2, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    I love this joke / trend
     
  8. DaydreamNation Aug 2, 2023
    DaydreamNation

    get rid of the good times too Supporter

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  9. chewbacca110 Aug 2, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  10. fredwordsmith Aug 2, 2023
    fredwordsmith

    Trusted Supporter

     
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  11. chewbacca110 Aug 3, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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  12. imthegrimace Aug 3, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

    Why are people confused by the cop slide?
     
  13. JoshIsMediocre Aug 3, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

    because he shoots out of it so fast
     
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  15. JoshIsMediocre Aug 3, 2023
    JoshIsMediocre

    Grant did you hear i'm going to disneyland? Supporter

     
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  17. imthegrimace Aug 3, 2023
    imthegrimace

    Grimace Lives Supporter

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  18. Sean Murphy Aug 3, 2023
    Sean Murphy

    64,728th Best Person In The World Supporter

    wouldnt you know
     
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  19. xkaylinh Aug 3, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    You're not fooling anyone with that purple face, sheriff
     
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  20. Crisp X Aug 3, 2023
    Crisp X

    Don't stop looking at me Supporter

    Can't believe my name finally has a meaning
     
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  21. David87 Aug 3, 2023
    David87

    Prestigious Prestigious

     
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  22. xkaylinh Aug 3, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    A lot of Patti Harrison's old Seriously.tv vids can be found on Facebook, apparently.
     
  23. disambigujason Aug 3, 2023
    disambigujason

    Trusted

    this needed more attention
     
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  24. Joel Gustafson Aug 3, 2023
    Joel Gustafson

    Running towards a place.

     
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  26. xkaylinh Aug 3, 2023
    xkaylinh

    u'd have to stop the world just to stop the feelin Supporter

    Amy Poehler used Not Strong Enough in a tiktok

    Screenshot_20230803-220131~2.png
     
  27. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 4, 2023
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum



     
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  28. chewbacca110 Aug 4, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?

    I bet that man makes 6 figures driving for Uber and he goddamn deserves it.
     
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  29. fredwordsmith Aug 4, 2023
    fredwordsmith

    Trusted Supporter

    Wallace should be at the State of the Union
     
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  30. chewbacca110 Aug 4, 2023
    chewbacca110

    Has this world stopped asking what it's thinking?





     
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